New Zealand pie recipe (don try this at home)

By Anonymous -
New Zealand Pie
Ingredients
1 cup of freedom.
2 tsp of snow from a mountain.
10 leafs from a silver fern
1  tyre.
6 tbs of fresh water
1 pair of gumboots.
9 feathers of a kiwi
2  cups of maori culture.
1 and a half cups of  nature.


Method
Sieve  the snow and the  tyre in a bowl. Mix the freedom, maori culture and nature into a separete bowl.
Plop the gumboots into the snow mixture. Pour one bowl into the other bowl and mix until mixture is soft. In a cup mix the water and kiwi feathers and pour in the bowl. Seperate mixture into two bowls. Seperate the leaves of a silver fern in two piles and add one half to one bowl and the other half in the other bowl. Cook the two mixtures and add them together with a little bit of leftover water.
Now time to eat!!!!!!!!!!  

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