My favourite paragraph of my new story The circulating illness
“Hello Scarlet, what dorm are you in and why are you in my room.” “I'm number 6 this is number 6 isn't it? “Let me look at your card.” Then she turned it around and passed it hand to hand with me and squirted a whole 500 ml of hand sanitizer on her pity little hands and said “No your number 9 now scatter off to your own smelly room.”